"i'm just about to set fire to everything I see."

#this is more depressing than the spca commercials with sarah mclachlan

#IN THE AAAAAARMS OF THE ANGELS #hi i’m sarah maclaughlan #and will you be an angel for a helpless actor? #every awards season leo dicaprio is abused beaten and neglected by various film board associations #and he’s crying out for an award#please call the number on your screen #and join the ‘get leo an award of some kind at least a participation ribbon or something’ fund #for just PENNIES A DAY #you can help get him some kind of trophy or perhaps a shoe spray-painted gold or something #call or join within the next 30 minutes and you’ll receive this welcome kit #complete with a photo of leo dicaprio doing some acting or philanthroping or whatever it is that he does nowadays #right now he’s sitting at an award gala saying ‘i need an award’ #and your call says ‘i know but honey you just have to stop being in such awful films’ #please call #right now

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   I still love you Leo

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    Why does this make me want to cry, he looks so sad, I just want to hug him.

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    is he whispering his own name? oh baby leo…..

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    leo. i know. one day.

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